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Now you can be the monster you've always wanted to be

Make all kinds of icky sticky things to wear. Bloodshot eyeballs, scars, mustaches, drooling lips, monster fangs. And when you're out scaring the neighborhood why not fill it with icky stinky creepy crawly bugs.

added March 22, 2010, 4:46 pm by

Oh OUIJA

Oh Ouija, can we take the car? Shall I become a model. Who's Debbie's date for the prom. Are flying saucers for real. Should we go steady? Give the OUIJA board a try. You can ask it anything. Makes a great Christmas present!

added March 21, 2010, 10:05 am by

OMG cheer is the best

Cheer is new. Cheer is blue. The only suds with blue-magic whitener! Washes clothes so clean. so white. YOU DON'T NEED BLUING OR BLEACH.

added March 9, 2010, 8:59 pm by

Operation X-500 rocket launcher

missiles fire. Rockets blast of. Crane really works. Blow up the whole world while you're still young enough to enjoy it!

added March 7, 2010, 1:50 am by

Opium

injectable whole opium from the juice of the poppy. Pantopon Roche

added March 1, 2010, 10:08 pm by

orgy

The name of the game is orgy. Ooowh Yeah baby. Bee-have!

added June 22, 2010, 1:05 pm by

Other products can only hint at sex

We can guarantee it. Now and happily ever after. Cause that's what sex leads to.

added April 22, 2010, 10:01 am by

Out of booze

Not a laughing matter.

added May 9, 2012, 9:45 am by

pabsttonic

pabst tonic - the joys of motherhood are increased

added March 1, 2010, 10:08 pm by

pain annihilator

Wolcott's instant pain annihilator

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