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Face the facts

If you want to be a serious athlete, pick up smoking.

Boy... the facts were different back then.
Modern times suck!

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Families

Families today need several telephones

added March 15, 2010, 11:31 am by

Fascinating blonde

You should try being one!

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Feline fashion

the eighties had it going on.

added February 3, 2011, 11:45 pm by

Ferarri sunglasses

Harh. That's right... Ferarri sunglasses. If you want to be a successful man, you can't afford to miss these.

added September 4, 2010, 12:26 am by

finally no seams

Here look. no seams to worry about. This calls for a celebration I tell you!

added June 25, 2010, 8:53 pm by

Fitness Expert

If you're into fitness.... Well... you know. What Bob Bretton said..

added January 13, 2011, 5:54 pm by

Flame resistant sleepwear

Flame resistant pajamas for the whole family. In festive red with candy stripes!

Just look at those cute little hats. Yippeeee!

added November 23, 2010, 4:30 pm by

flying cigarette

whoa that's a big piece of flying rolling paper. It's just rolling paper according to the Russian text. Amazing how far that can propel you.

added April 7, 2010, 3:33 pm by

Free bomber trip to Berlin

Drop explosives on Hitler. You and other women can do it by saving used cooking fats for gunpowder. Even with rationing you can save a spoonful a day. Rush each canful to your butcher.

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